Thanksgiving is the perfect occasion to spend time with your loved ones, have some good food together and show your gratitude to the most important people in your life. It is a time to celebrate togetherness, share stories, and create lasting memories. However, amidst the hustle and bustle of preparation, it’s not uncommon for tensions to rise. Whether it's the stress of cooking the perfect turkey or the challenge of accommodating everyone's dietary preferences, family gatherings can sometimes feel a bit overwhelming. But fear not!
To lighten the mood and bring smiles to the table, I have compiled a list of wholesome and funny Thanksgiving jokes. These jokes are not just for laughs; they serve as perfect ice-breakers that can quickly diffuse any tension in the air. Laughter can be the best medicine, especially during the holiday season!
These jokes are delightfully corny and their punchlines might be predictable, but that's part of their charm. Enjoy (or cringe) at these so-called "dad jokes" that are sure to bring a smile to anyone’s face:
Turkey Thanksgiving Jokes
- What type of key can never open doors? A tur-key.
- What does Frankenstein like to have on the fourth Thursday of November? Turkey with grave-y.
- What do you call a running turkey? Fast food.
- What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky.
- Can you season the turkey for me? There's not thyme!
- What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy.
- Why did the farmer have to separate the chicken and the turkey? He sensed fowl play.
- When is turkey soup bad for your health? When you are the turkey.
- Who doesn't eat on Thanksgiving? A turkey, because it is always stuffed.
- When do you serve tofu turkey? Pranksgiving.
- Where do you find a turkey with no legs? Exactly where you left it.
- Can a turkey jump higher than a house? Yes, because houses can't jump!
- Why did the turkey play the drums in his band? Because he already had drumsticks!
Cranberry Jokes
- What would happen if a cranberry became sad? It would turn into a blueberry.
- What made the cranberries go red? They saw the turkey dressing.
- Will I eat leftovers for a week? I cran, and I will.
Thanksgiving Classics
- What will you serve at Thanksgiving dinner if you accidentally sit on the sweet potatoes? Squash.
- With coronavirus still around this year, what's likely to be the most popular side dish? Masked potatoes.
- What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner? The casse-role.
- Who scared the cranberry? The booberry.
- Knock Knock. Who's there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any leftovers.
- Knock Knock. Who's there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee I don't eat this much.